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А мне знакомый, одно время работавший директором ресторана, рассказывал, что однажы зайдя на кухню, увидел, как повар-бельгиец ебёт куриную тушку...

Date: 2007-02-21 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leva-brown.livejournal.com
Замороженную?

Date: 2007-02-21 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] churkan.livejournal.com
Я тоже сразу поинтересовался.
Нет, ресторан был дорогой, свежак покупали.

Date: 2007-02-21 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tootsy.livejournal.com
Вот непонятна мне технология. Там внутри кости: ребра и позвоночник. Или он, не вытаскивая потрохов?

Date: 2007-02-21 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] churkan.livejournal.com
Мне идеология непонятна, а ты сразу к технической стороне переходишь.

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Date: 2007-02-21 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ulishna.livejournal.com
А мне результат. Он в нее кончал или нет? И как это отражалось на вкусе готового блюда?

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Date: 2007-02-21 11:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] santagloria.livejournal.com
вывод -- у вегетарианства могут быть разные причины и мотивы.)

академично

Date: 2007-02-21 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dimmel.livejournal.com
при известной сноровке, можно выебать даже помидор.

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глубоко задумавшись

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Date: 2007-02-21 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] red-rat-catcher.livejournal.com
вот за это мы и не любим бельгийцев (пц)

(в полном фаломорфозе)

Date: 2007-02-21 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] po6om.livejournal.com
УжоснахЪ!

Date: 2007-02-21 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dimmel.livejournal.com
В одном тельавивском ресторане, арапец в хумус сцал, для духовитости.

Date: 2007-02-21 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] churkan.livejournal.com
А у нас тока в соус для шаурмы дрочат. Отсталая страна.

мутно

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Date: 2007-02-21 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spirit-estrial.livejournal.com
И неужто, свинтус, без кондома?

Date: 2007-02-21 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] churkan.livejournal.com
Прикинь, да?

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Date: 2007-02-21 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beloyar.livejournal.com
А кто эту курицу сожрал? Если чурки, гуки и жиды, то нормально.

Date: 2007-02-21 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] churkan.livejournal.com
об этом история умалчивает, но учитывая, что директор ресторана сам был жЫдЪ, думаю, без РЛО (тм) не обошлось.

Date: 2007-02-21 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luarvique.livejournal.com
Возможно, это положено по рецептуре? Может быть там в рецепте упоминается "курятина ебнутая"?

Date: 2007-02-21 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] samogon.livejournal.com
Кстати, Онищенко сегодня заявил, что кур можно еще и есть. Прошу отразить.

Date: 2007-02-21 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] free-2-decide.livejournal.com
гуманист какой. то ли дело в отдаленных селах Черкащщины - споймают рябушку или чорную - и давай тренироваться. Живую.

Date: 2007-02-21 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luarvique.livejournal.com
Женщины или мужчины?

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Ну что ж...

Date: 2007-02-21 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djtigerratt.livejournal.com

...Осуществлял угрозу "голову оторву и в шею выебу!" на практике.

Date: 2007-02-21 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toy-marker.livejournal.com
Так вот откуда взялся куриный грипп:)

Date: 2007-02-21 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-skuns.livejournal.com
А где фотки, как чурка тайландский ебет арбуз???

Date: 2007-02-21 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] churkan.livejournal.com
А хуй его знает, где они, те фотки...

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Re: (доканчивая заголовок)

Date: 2007-02-21 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] churkan.livejournal.com
Да-да.

Девушки вон пишут - "возможно, горчит"...

Date: 2007-02-21 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] j0sef.livejournal.com
Хорошо, что не улитку. А может это блюдо такое, Бельгийское. Кура припущенная. От кутюр. Соответственно он её не ебал, а припускал.

Date: 2007-02-21 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inkepinke.livejournal.com
Два варианта - либо нашпиговывал, либо фаршировал.

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